Once again beset with generator problems, we feel like we’ve
been held captive on the boat waiting for the repairmen to come at various
hours (yesterday was his birthday, today is his wife’s). When hearing an
announcement on the morning Cruiser’s Net for an all-day island food tour, we
immediately signed up.
Jessie James, a local cab driver, is so much more to the
cruisers community in Trinidad. He is a one man chamber of commerce extolling
the virtues of Trinidad, a tour guide, the “guy who knows where to find
everything,” and creator of a variety of interesting tours and guided trips on
the island. One we had heard about was the Taste of Trini, a 10- to 12-hour tour of the “best of Trini.”
Jesse picks us up at 9:00 am in his air-conditioned van
along with 3 other cruising couples and we set off from Chaguaramas towards
downtown Port of Spain. The idea is Jesse stops at his favorite roadside
stands, eateries, or even mango trees to offer his guests a taste of the
island’s delights. He shows us a map of
the island and outlines a rough itinerary starting at Chaguaramas, then into
Port of Spain and then looping around the east shore of the island, up into the
mountains, and returning through the coastal plains.
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Jesse James points out the route we're taking during the Taste of Trini. |
Just outside of Port of Spain Jesse pulls over with a wry
smile on his face and runs into a local restaurant, returning with a bag of
food. Setting up shop on the platform between the two front seats, he unveils
our “breakfast” selections, a roast bake (bread) a choice of salted cod,
swordfish, and boljol, a mixture of salted codfish, tomatoes and hot peppers. Plates are passed forward from the back
of the van and each of us in turn gets to savor the salty flavor of local fish
spread on a delicious baked bread. “This would be the typical breakfast for a
Trinidadian,” says Jesse.
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The cover over the van's engine serves as our impromptu serving table. |
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A classic Trini Breakfast: Roast Bake bread with a choice of salted cod, swordfish, or boljol. |
We head down the Western Main Road and stop at another non-descript
diner. Again, Jesse jumps out leaving us to talk about what he might return
with. Setting up shop once again on the
engine cover between the seats, he pulls out his serrated kitchen knife and
expertly sub-divides another bake, this time a coconut bake with sausages in a
Creole sauce and some cheese pies. Excellent. But we wonder, it’s only 10:00 am
and we’re already feeling full. What could be left to eat? Oh, we were so naïve
early in the trip.
It’s only a short way down the road but again Jesse has
pulled over and hopped out before we even know what’s happening. Shortly later, jumping back in the car with fervent
of a master chef on The Food Channel, Jesse is opening new packages: this time a fried bake bread and sada, a
triangular fried Indian bread. Since Trinidad has a fairly large Indian
population (after the sugar cane crop died following the infestation of witches’
broom landowners replaced the African slaves with workers from India to work
the cocoa, citrus, and other agricultural products). Opening several Styrofoam
cups, Jesse extols the virtues of various toppings, such as bodi (green bean),
melon choka, plantains, crli (a pimply type of cucumber with a bitter taste),
pumpkin, and bok choy.
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Our next taste includes fried bake and sada bread, bodi, melon choka, plantains, crli, pumpkin, and bokchoy. |
The food is exotic and delicious, but seriously, we are
getting full. After a short ride we whip over the to curb again but this time
follow Jesse into a roadside diner. He’s getting excited now and orders BBQ’d
salted pig’s tail (with some added hot sauce on top), macaroni and cheese, and
a rice pilaf.
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BBQ'd salted pig's tail and hot sauce. |
Oh my God, it’s not even lunchtime yet and we’re all ready
for the Barclay lounger. Now driving towards the North Coast Road we’re caught
in a torrential rain, but that doesn’t this slow Jessie down. Certainly not. He pops into a shop packed with
locals (must be good) and returns with four plastic containers with potato
salad, chicken pilaf, bhaaji spinach rice, and stew fish.
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More food: potato salad, chicken pilaf, bhaaji spinach rice, and stew fish. |
Along the way we hear about Jesse’s other passion, his hope
that Trinidad can lessen its food imports from foreign sources and develop it’s
own home agriculture. “It’s ridiculous
that we import most of our food. The big importers provide lots of funding for
local politicians so there’s not a lot of government support for local
agriculture.” Looking out the window at the expanses of verdant green hills
covered with banana trees, mangoes, avocados, cocoa, figs and the flatter
coastal areas that used to be home to massive sugar cane plantations, he sighs
at the potential. “Just look at how rich that earth is,” as we pass recently
plowed hillsides.
We stop for a fruit break of silk bananas, chikito bananas,
golden apple (an apple with a complexion problem), and mangosteen. I’m not a
big fruit eater but Meryl seems to be in heaven.
The next stop (I have no clue where since I’m slowly
entering a food coma) produces more Styrofoam containers, this time with boiled
cassava, bhaaji spinach, and curried duck. We wash it down with my favorite so
far, a local red-colored drink from the sorrel herb. Wow!
What we’d all been waiting for was rumored to be just up the
road, the famous Deborah’s Hot & Tasty doubles. Trinidadians speak of
doubles with reverence. It was hard for us to understand, but we were all
waiting for the opportunity to try some. Typically consumed as a breakfast
meal, doubles are also eaten at all times of the day, but are harder to find as
the day progresses. A double is essentially two pieces of small Roti-type breads
overlapping with a dal mixture of lentil beans, vegetables, and hot sauce. Ours
was so hot (physically) that we had to wait for them to cool. Much like a good
hamburger, there is no polite or tidy way to eat a double. The bread is
somewhat delicate and by the time the sauce had cooled enough to roll the bread
around it like a burrito, the sauce had softened the bread. Oh what the hell,
we just slurped them up and delighted in the delicate tastes of the various spices.
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The all time favorite food in Trinidad: doubles with garbonzo beans and HOT pepper sauce. |
After a quick stop for some Brazil nuts, complete in their
own pod-like container, we continue up the North Coast Road with the ocean on
our right.
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Jesse meets with a vendor to check out his "straight off the tree" Brazil nuts. |
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Jessie explains how the Brazil Nuts come prepackaged in their very own nut case. |
Passing the Narvia Swamp on the right, one of the largest
wetlands in the Caribbean and home to manatees, we stop on one of the gorgeous
east shore beaches for lunch. Jessie spreads out a variety of foods on a fallen
palm tree, although many of us are simply too full to eat. We did try some
drinks, a delicious peanut milk and the somewhat antiseptic tasting Mauby drink
(well liked by Trinidadians), as well as passion fruit juice and orange juice.
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Beautiful beach on the North Coast Road. |
As a chaser of sorts, we stop next to some watermelon fields
tended by two somewhat wild looking locals who market themselves under the
moniker “Stairway to Heaven.” Apparently these guys are big Led Zeppelin fans.
That said, the watermelon was absolutely delicious. Just like the Brazil nuts,
there is a vast difference in the taste of fruits and vegetable bought in a
store and those purchased in a farmer’s field.
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Dallas' Stairway to Heaven watermelon stand. |
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These guys were really serious Led Zeppelin fans. |
Now on the road heading back towards Port of Spain, we pass
some rudimentary farming efforts where Jessie spots his favorite vegetable, the
crli--a cucumber with the complexion problem. After trying some string beans and
peas, one of our group mentions that they’ve never tasted sugar cane (Jessie is
obviously now on the homeward stretch and on a quest to break his record of 58
foods in a day). Out come the machetes and down comes a stalk of sugar cane. A little tough to chew but definitely sugary
as we suck away at the stalks.
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"Sugar cane, you've never tasted sugar cane?" |
We stop at Harry’s Water Park where Jessie produces a
dessert with macaroni strudel, coconut roll, and sweet bread. Next we had pholourie balls, little donut centers with a spicy
sauce. This is followed a little later with coconut cake, coconut tart, and
something called a Ballerina, a dessert roll with layers of red colored
coconut. Seriously, I’m just eating crumbs at this point.
Further down the road we approach Jessie’s home village, Gran
Couva, which he purports grows the best cocoa in the world. Someone challenges
him, saying a place in Grenada made the same claim. Jessie counters with the
fact that he once hosted Mr. Mars (of Mars Candy and M&M’s fame) and Mr.
Mars said he always added an amount of Gran Couva cocoa to the lesser cocoas
from Brazil and Guyana to get the trademark Mars chocolate taste. Touché,
Jessie. We even send one of our own down into the dark jungle to retrieve a
cocoa pod so everyone could taste the sweet pulp that surrounds the cocoa bean
(it’s too bitter to taste raw).
Just west of Gran Couva Jessie stops a various roadside
vendors asking about their offerings, finally settling on a colorful stand
displaying a variety of pepper sauces. Now I really like hot sauces, but I was
cautioned by many to stay away from the red-colored “Scorpion” and settle on
the less lethal yellow pepper sauce. Haven’t tried it yet but it looks
promising.
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We were told that the red pepper sauce could kill a small animal. Probably why they named it "Scorpion." |
Our second to last stop is on the outskirts of Port of
Spain, now choked in rush hour traffic, where Jessie loads up on “dinner,”
including calabash, jerk pork, dasheen, lamb, and macaroni salad. We were beyond
satiated, but we ate out of sheer habit. I was too tired to photograph food any
longer and Meryl was too tired to write down the names. Thanks to our fearless
scribe Zach from South Africa, he did report we had topped 60 foods during our
Taste of Trini.
Jessie, seeming satisfied, drove us back to Chaguaramas has
we watch miles after miles of bumper-to- bumper traffic. Trinidad has abundant offshore oil, and
diesel fuel here is about $1/gal (we’ve paid as high as $8 while cruising).
There is also little public transportation so it seems everyone owns a car.
It’s said that the average Trinidadian spends up to four hours a day in
traffic. I could have stayed in Seattle to equal that statistic.
With everyone semi-comatose on the ride home, we’re jerked
awake as Jessie stops along the road and asks “Cookies and Cream” ice cream or
“Carmel Crunch?” I can’t believe we take him up on it. Maybe he had been
keeping his own count and knew we were only at 59.